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So we take a rocket ship, built completely out of plastic. And we install a plastic swimming pool inside of it. Then we get one of those "Clean the ocean" robots and set it into the pool, and there's so much plastic in the ship that the plastic eating robot will perpetually lift itself upward trying to eat the plastic until we reach pluto, where we can refill on plastic using another rocket we sent up there to refuel it. This way, sending a lot of refeuls full of plastic to the ship going perpetually upward in space, we can find a habitable area. And then the people wearing plastic jumpsuits to blend in with the ship and not get detected by the robot leave and inhabit the planet.

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Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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