Still anc 3? HAHAHAHAHA low rank ♥♥♥♥♥

Bro, kung gusto mo talagang tumaas ang MMR mo sa Dota 2, mahalaga na mag-focus ka muna sa basics. Practicein mo 'yung heroes na talagang gamay mo at huwag kang masyadong mag-experiment sa ranked games. Pag-aralan mo rin ang mga game mechanics, tulad ng last hitting, map awareness, at tamang itemization. Kapag na-master mo 'yan, siguradong mag-i-improve ka.

Kung gusto mong tulungan kita, pwede nating gawin ito ng duo queue, tapos tutulungan kitang mag-adjust sa gameplay mo. Pero tandaan mo rin, ang improvement sa Dota ay proseso. Kailangan ng patience at consistency. Kaya push lang nang push, bro

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My life changing journey of becoming vegan.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.

Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.