Lone-Sloth
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Shadowbeard 26 Jan @ 8:05am 
+rep fun and competitive
Meztirisar 22 Nov, 2024 @ 6:13am 
awesome buddy
bot 'boob' boib - ROAD TO GLOW B 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10pm 
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
Lewis 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:09am 
Testicular torsion is an emergency condition. It happens when the spermatic cord, which provides blood flow to the testicle, rotates and becomes twisted. The twisting cuts off the testicle's blood supply and causes sudden pain and swelling.
boibon 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am 
¬rep Sometimes a cigarette just tastes great when you first fire it up. That good taste makes you want to haul it all the harder, enjoy it, and make it deliver everything it can, as fast as you can. This was one of those times. It was cold, very cold, and I do all my smoking outside. So I will pound this one hard and fast, get my 20 hard drags in 75 seconds and quickly get back inside. The wind helped me keep this Red fired up hot. It was like I was continuously drawin' on that Red. So I got maximum heat and all the flavor and enjoyment that one Marlboro Red could ever give someone. To tell the truth, I got 'er all done. I show the black and completely thrashed and trashed filter at the end.
EL HUGO [desperado don] 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm 
Hello, your biological mother is so morbidly obese when she went to go get her yearly physical done the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food making her more obese. Not to mention but your mother is becoming so monstrous she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.