This one guy in New Haven. Right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada. This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, haha, a frickin' SPOON! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all "WAAAAAAH," and he can't see where he's going and he's bumping into stuff! And... I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you're a total ♥♥♥♥♥.