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Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:13am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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