Nate
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
Don't give me a pro tip ♥♥♥♥♥ you a nobody. How bout I give you a pro tip, what Imma do is imma flop my BBC out on the table when your mom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invites me over for dinner. You're going to see a big piece of beef on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ table. I-Imma tell you to go in the kitchen and give me all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasonings you got. I need you to get the garlic salt, I need you to get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seasoning salts while my BBC just sits there on the table and you just see it pulsating like moving liver, that's been taken out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow. And you're just gonna stare at it and Imma be like KEEP SEASONING, stare at you, KEEP SEASONING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you gonna be keep seasoning my meat, over and over again. Keep seasoning it ♥♥♥♥♥. And imma pull out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flop my BBC on the table its gonna go squelching noises like a slime noise cause its just covered in saute. And imma take that BBC, walk straight to your mom's mouth and stare at you. Poke it in her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grill and she be like "OHH". Imma be like "Now suck it infront of your son". And shes gonna be like sucking noises "I'm sorry, I just can't help it, its so flavourful". That's gonna be the pro tip I give her when I give her this flavoured BBC of seasoning salts. Dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥. Talk about a pro tip ♥♥♥♥♥ you a nobody. -LOWTIERGOD (a.k.a Dale the man child)
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shr3d 18. Dez. 2024 um 0:14 
+rep sable demon
GanjaCat 24. Juni 2024 um 0:49 
+rep ran me good, deserved hatch, ggs :er_heart:
mira 22. Apr. 2024 um 22:35 
kicked that loser that kicked you :]
Jentry 18. Mai 2023 um 19:07 
+rep good Mikey (sorry for the dc and giving up but I got peeved)
NotCrimsonAtAll 30. Apr. 2023 um 17:58 
+rep good killer- plays like a champ
Fubar 29. Apr. 2023 um 23:15 
its just a vertigo thing