DEAR WOMEN WHO POST NUDES ON REDDIT:

Stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."

It's tits. It's always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits.

This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?

"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."

I bet they already know, and if they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.

Reddit, AITA?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11).

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + redpilled + no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + ♥♥♥ + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + ♥♥♥♥♥♥ + autistic + stay mad + read FAQ+ go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + rickrolled + no lifer + + you have a anime profile picture + orphan + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends

9am: Little dark age edit making class

10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)

11am: Looksmaxxing class

12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)

1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies

2pm: Ohio History

3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar

4pm: Baltimore Language class

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