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( ・ω・) raise dem dongers
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 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
<⌒/ヽ-、___
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He smoked since he was 13 or something like that I heard my mom say. He's always smoked. He smoked in the house when we were all infants, of course back then they weren't aware of second hand smoke. he hated going to the doctor's. But as time went by the pain got worse and worse. So my mom ended up dragging him there. It turned out they had to operate on him, but when they did they just closed him back up and said they were sorry but there wasn't anything else they could do. The cancer that had started in his lungs had spread all over his body. Based on that experience, my mother asked me never to smoke and that's what I did. Now, I feel like I should have smoked, because your profile gave me cancer anyway
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. /| | |. | ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛsᴄʀᴜʙ ғᴜᴄᴋɴᴏᴏʙ
-=≡/. \ヽ/\\_ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴsᴛᴏᴍᴘᴇᴅ, ғᴀɢʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛɪᴛᴛʏsʜɪᴛ
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GAY DAD OF CHAOS! POST THIS TO 3 OTHER PROFILES OR HIS LIVER WILL FAIL AND HE MIGHT DIE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD.
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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THE CARTOON STARFISH OF NETORARE HAS EMERGED FROM HIS ROCK TO DESCEND ON YOUR PROFILE!! post this on 5 different profiles or else HE WILL ♥♥♥♥ UR WAIFU!!
please refrain from posting more derogatoroemry messages on my wall again you ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜
Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
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( (三ヽ人 / | How about I raise it for you.
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( (三ヽ人 / | Heard you didn't raise your donger today.
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Hope you have a wonderful time my friend :).
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