Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
ㅤ* Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
ㅤ* Van Gogh goes into a pub and his mate asks him if he wants a drink.
"No thanks", said Vincent, "I've got one ear."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

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Happy Halloween my friend!!

Thanks for the add too :D

Howdy from my other account. I will be sticking with this account

* ˛. *。 Merry Christmas & Happy New Year * ˛. *。

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Now you're under protection of illuminati.

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