This may sound awkward. The other day I was peeing in a public bathroom when this man came and started peeing in the urinal next to me. I did not know what I was about to witness. The man had the most mesmerizing penis hidden within his pants waiting for that moment to be released and revealed. He reached to his zipper that was barely holding it together against the enormous galore of pure penile perfection. The dong uncoiled with such grace that I could swear I heard the urinal moaning. He embraced his precious and aimed so elegantly a stream of pure, shiny piss akin to the fountains of the Louvre. I was speechless, dumbfounded, I was in a whole different dimension as I beheld this majesty. My brain scrambled to group any words I could find to express a fraction of the wonder I am witnessing. He finished his presentation, and the glorious schlong was back to his shrine. I was finally able to utter a few words, I glanced and said: "nice ♥♥♥♥ bro".

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

a pretty dank dude

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