whatsdoge <3
They/Them   Atlanta, Georgia, United States
 
 
19 years of loyal, clean behaviour in hundreds of games and 10s of thousands of hours, online and off. All gone. Washed away after playing this open beta for 60 minutes. My pristine account forever tarnished because according to Activision, I decided to cheat. No one will believe me of course. After all, only cheaters get banned. The system NEVER makes a mistake. I guess I was a cheater this whole time and never even knew!

They won't even tell me what software or process triggered it. There's software on my machine that cost me $150 and my pristine record and they won't even tell me what it is.

Absolutely demoralizing. I hope no one else ever has to feel the way I do right now. Do me a favour, and don't buy this game. Please stop giving this company money.

In the 41 years I've been alive on this earth, I have never cheated. Not on a test. Not in sports. Not in a video game. I abhor cheaters. Use your brains. I value my money. If I wanted to throw $150 away, why wouldn't I just throw it away? Why spend $150 to play a game that got me excited to play it, only to cheat and get banned? How does that make more sense, than believing their anti-cheat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. I write software for a living. Bugs happen. I hope this one gets fixed and my good name gets cleared. Until then, avoid this game!
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My Jerma985 Story
Great game, really great game, I would ususally would give something like this a thumbs up, but this game is related to an, EVIL, VILE, SHORT man of a streamer who has took many people I loved from me, like one time I was at this boston market, now by trade I am a pinwheel maker, its more of a hobby than a job but anyway. I see this small, bald man walking down the market, he was about the size of a young baby, but he looked to be in his late 60s, he had his escort, a man with "JERMA POLICE" written on his back, with a nametag that read "JEX", take out a crate, then another so he could look at me in my stall, at this point I could see he was visibly angry, dare I say mad, he looked at me with a look of pure hate, and started to shout "I DIDN'T GET BEAT BY PINWHEEL, I DIDN'T GET BEAT BY PINWHEEL, I DIDN'T GET BEAT BY PINWHEEL", at this point I realised he was talking about one of my novelty items, last time I was there, someone, think his name was etalyx, asked me to paint a character from "Dark Souls", or army of two, cant remember, getting off topic. Anyway he saw the novelty item, and was screaming, he turned to the Jex fellow, said "Do it", then I blacked out, woke up a few hours later with in the sneak man memorial hospital, apperently i'd been shot in the shoulder, "elbow dropped from the top rope" and "hit with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cgi fireball", took me months to recover, I was in over christmas, and then I saw him again, this evil man, not only did he put me in the hospital, but he killed santa, SANTA, so I plead to you, the steam man reading this, PLEASE, PLEASE, stop this evil man, bring him to justice!
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