"Listen dork, don’t put your trash on my door, you hear me?"

" 25 cents."

"What?"

"25 cents is all it takes, Kevin."

"For what, another one of your loser projects hahahahaha."

" No, to see GOD. Have you ever wanted to see something so beautiful, so unattainable."

"Wh-Where’s Johnny?"

"He is witnessing perfection."

"What do you mean. Matter of fact, where is everyone today?"

" They are a part of something far greater. They have seen something so pure, that their hearts can no longer turn back. And it’s right. Behind. That. Door."

" Wh-Whatever dork just take it and leave me alone. Wh-What? What is that? AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. GET OFF ME. AHHHHHH. NOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. OH GOD."

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" Now, who wants a jawbreaker?"