This is somewhat of a continuation of my friend Squidmanns review.

We went out to Kavala/Anchelori for a standard city supplies mission (where you have to protect a box for two minutes). All was going swimmingly until we heard the telltale rumble of a tank engine. ♥♥♥♥. We both jumped off the roof of a construction site, with Squidman landing on the second story and myself landing behind the building.

We thought we were ♥♥♥♥♥♥ before, but our situation became even more dire once we realised the tank driver was a dumb ♥♥♥♥ and couldn't path his way around obstacles to get back on his patrol. In his tank. So we were shooting him to distract him towards us (staring at our location with a big turret and a large machine gun) while the other lobbed grenades, which did nothing against the might of a modern tank.

To add to our desperation, an armoured car with a gunner drove by twice, managing to get around the hodgepodge of traffic that had built up, yet the tank still could not. It drove over walls, trees and anything it could, but some objects are not bulldozable.I thought I might as well approach our adversary, because why not? Then I proceeded to ram the tank with a hatchback under the same suicidal mentality. We then decided a bigger ram was needed and I ran up the road to fetch a 5 axle truck (running past it). Squid kept the tank "pinned" with a few measely bullets, and this (dumb AI) meant the turret only stared angrily at his position. He tried not to get shot.

The glorious moment came about when I decided to try tow the tank. Squid joked that we'd have to tow it out to the road and release it, like a rehabilitated animal. At first we thought it was too heavy to move, but then I readjusted the truck, retied the towrope and drove forward.
At this point the tank was stuck on a Greek Yoghurt hut on the beach made of wood and metal, and the truck pulled the tank into colliding with the frail building, where Arma logic decided that this small collision was enough to explode the tank.

Thus, we completed our mission and returned to base, yet another story in our hearts.