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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 6:05am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 6:24am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 6:44am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 7:06am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 7:35am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 8:27am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 9:56am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 10:16am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 12:41pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 1:30pm

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:44am

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 5:05am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 2:49am

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:08am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:16am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 7:04am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 8:24am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 2:09am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 7:49am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 10:18am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 4:27am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.