Recent reviews by Retrograde Monkey

This is the best walking simulator I have ever played!

Pros
- You can blind your friends with flashbangs.
- You can kill the same enemies over and over again, cause they never get better or harder.
- Spending 50% of the game talking to Skell is great cause then I don't have to play the game.

Cons
- You can't holster your weapon.
- My friend's muttonchops were too sexy, I got shot while looking at them.
- I broke both my legs falling off a single step staircase. It hurt.
- Mud, Blood, and ♥♥♥!

10/10 trashcan, would throw my money away in it again.
Don't buy it.