Jössen kunnia on For Honor

Kun puhumme komplekseista filosofian metakäsitteistä tietyllä makaaberisella uteliaisuudella, ajattelevat ihmiset kolmea asiaa: Viikinkejä, ritareita ja samuraita. Mutta miten voimme tyyddyttää tämän diabolisen tahdon ymmärtää näitä primitiivisiä moraalisesti objektiivisia olioita? Vastaus on For Honor.

Jössen pitää lataa For Honor takaisin, koska se on maailma eksaktein ja realistisin taistelusimulaattori ja jokaisen historian ystävän ykkösvalinta. Samurai tosiaan tapasivat viikingit vuonna 254 eaa antiikin Roomassa, jonka kautta he saivat yhteyden ristiretkillä oleviin ritareihin. Tämä kohtaaminen johti konfliktiin 500 jaa jalkapallo-ottelussa Mongoliassa.

Vain tämä intensiivinen lore on pinta raapaisu For Honorin massiivista konseptia. Eli lataa sinä Jösse For Honor ja tule valtaamaan luvattu maa takaisin Alaskasta viikingeillä ja riisisilmillä

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see good looking guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :^) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx Kappa

>I am so happy
>He shouts into my ear, "The persecution starts now!"
>He grabs me with his powerful level 4 Holy Persuasion and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready for his Ancient
>I spread my neutrals for Chen
>He tests my faith
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Chen
>I can feel my faith waking as my eyes start to water in front of his glory
>I share my faith with him
>I want to please Chen
>He roars "Repent!" as he fills me with his power
>My dad joins in
>Chen looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Punished for your sins"
>Chen leaves through my window
Chen is faith, Chen is life.

>I was only eighteen years old
>I loved Chen so much, I owned all the SFM movies and merchandise
>I pray to Chen every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Chen is love", I say, "Chen is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a n00b
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Chen
>I called him a Riki player
>He bans me and sends me to low-priority
>I am crying now, because my MMR hurts
>I join russian server and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell hand of god touch me
>It's Chen

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.