Bro ate a half pound of my chili

I was walking down the street in California, dreamin about dinkin nerds on a ramp and rushing b with p 90s. Bro said “never buy ak on round 2” then pop flashed me even tho im on the same team as him. He hit a gnarly flick from bottom mid on mirage to cat on dust 2 had a double collateral wall bang. Carried me so hard like Carrie Fisher from starwars then he said “youre blown tf out, kid. Watch and learn.” He blasted Lebaron right in the face with a double dink then FARTED and started gobbling bowls of chili like they were tic tacs.
Then he said “Listen up kid, if you wanna hit wallbangs like me and unbox fades, you gotta start paying the price.”
I learned a great lesson from this man that day and that lesson will never be forgotten.
Rest in peace slice you will be missed. He was a real slice of life kind of guy.

this guy's blown out

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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again or play gmod again