Professional Ninja, Billionare, MMA Champion, Master Assassin, Quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens, Starting Pitcher for New York Yankees, Star Striker for F.C. Barcelona, Gold Medal in Ping Pong, World Record holder for most consecutive Arizona Iced Teas drank in one hour of 69, Beat Stephen Hawking in chess, World's best Mario Kart player, Have pet tiger named Hans, Ran a marathon in under 22 minutes, Pokemon master.