Recent reviews by LarkFather

Perfect blend of;

1.) Immersion, yet Jank
2.) Horror, yet Hilarity
3.) Panic, yet chillin with your mans

More than worth $9.99.

Do NOT download, there are GHOSTS in this GAME.

It isn't fair that this can't be my job. I work hard at it. I put in the hours. I'm loyal. On top of it all I enjoy what I do? So tell me why in the ♥♥♥♥ I have to keep working with all these REAL girls and GRASS? Satisfactory checks all the boxes to make you feel efficient and productive, when in reality you're still just sitting at your desk staring at the same monitor you watch porn on. Dangerously close to a 10/10. Regular large updates from a great studio, massive community making stuff that is ALWAYS going to be better than yours, and there is always something engaging or satisfying to do. No reason not to pick this up and play with some friends. If you need an adult reason, if you get far enough in, if you REALLY wanna get stuff running smoothly, you're gonna HAVE to do some math, for better or for worse. In summary, it's a grind, it's work, it's going to eat up hours of your time, but you'll feel like you're doing something, in a beautiful world, with more to discover all the time. Definitely leads the pack in terms of industrial/automation games. Get it immediately if you enjoy those. No questions asked. If you're not a fan of those (yet) well here is your entry point. Well, back to the ol' salt mines for me.

I expected something more akin to runescape, possibly small and formulaic. What I got was a massive, well designed, structured but natural sandbox, in which to live out my cringeworthy viking fantasies, alone or with my equally LARPY friends.

I'm not going to put any time in on this game. Not because it's horrendous, or offensive, or really all that bad. It's just small. It's a mobile port. Which, in and of it's self isn't an issue I suppose, but they're inherently small, far too small for something like this. What it does works, in a cute little way, it's just not finished. To play it much further would, to me, almost seem indecent. It feels naked to me. So, being that it's free, and that it isn't offensively bad, (Except for the music, what the hell.) i'm going to say it's worth looking into in the future, if the developer cares enough about the game to make it a full fledged PC game. Dungeon builders CAN be great, but this formula is limiting. So my message to other players is; avoid it for now, try it in a month. My message to the developers; Go sit in time out for a minute. It was bad of you to release this in the condition it's in. Try harder. I'm not mad, i'm just dissapointed.