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Chris   United States
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"Sometimes when I'm home alone and feeling so depressed that almost all feeling has abandoned my hollow form I drink my own pee in the fleeting hope that the sting of its piercing aftertaste will kick some semblance of sensation back into me. It started as an occasional move of desperation and has developed into a near nightly habit. I think I may need to see someone about it but at this point I feel the habit may be a larger part of me than I can possibly imagine. What will I be after it's gone? The same man I was before? I couldn't possibly allow that for myself." - Mark Twain
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Frisabelle 6 févr. à 12h23 
every year i return here hoping, praying that something has changed, but nope. chris is a weiner.
Frisabelle 5 févr. 2024 à 19h32 
Chris is a weiner 10 years running
Frisabelle 6 févr. 2023 à 22h42 
It's easy to become acutely aware of the passage of time. A year seems like forever as a child, but as you get older, a year moves by quicker and quicker. I can't imagine what my therapist would say about me using your steam comments section as my diary for the past 9 years. It's funny to think about it - if our birthdays were the "tick" of a clock, this yearly comment is like the metaphorical "tock", counting down our days and tallying up the years. You see, the joke here is that I'm trying very hard to write a long, drawn-out and faux-intelligent comment so that I can take a hard left turn and remind you that Chris is a weiner!
Frisabelle 17 janv. 2022 à 19h56 
Why do I do this every year? Maybe it's because despite how rapidly things change and become different, I can always count on the winter of a new year to leave a comment here. I don't know how many more I'll do. It's been 8 years. I'm a different person than I was when I started this comment chain. And yet, the little part of me that has survived everything keeps coming back. Is it memorial? Is it habit? I don't know anymore. I never would've expected everything that's happened between the first comment and now. 8 years is a long time to say CHRIS IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEINER HAHAHA
Frisabelle 11 févr. 2021 à 16h34 
God, who would've guessed in the year of our lord 2021 that Chris would remain a weiner?
Frisabelle 1 avr. 2020 à 14h46 
Thought you were safe this year, huh? But nope! Chris is a weiner!