A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY

INTERRUPT A GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATION

HEY!

BUY OFF THE PRISON GUARDS

DISABLE THE SECURITY

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE

THE NEW JEFFREY EPSTEIN COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "r/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

-rep made me wait 30 seconds

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

If I had a dollar for everytime pengu got a frag, I may be able to afford to replace all the headsets hes broken :^)

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