-rep overweight

I own a railgun for submarine defense, since that's what the founding Europans intended. Four clowns break into my sub. "What the Jove?" As I grab my Renegade's hat and Model 6 Impierta Railgun. Blow a crawler-sized hole through the first clown, he's dead on the spot. Draw my handcannon on the second clown, miss him entirely because I don't have enough weapons skill and nails my crewmate's Petraptor. I have to resort to the detonator mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with C-4, "Tally ho lads!" the explosion shreds two clowns in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off nearby Molochs. Fix boarding axe and charge the last terrified buffoonist. He bleeds out waiting on the medical doctor to arrive since bleeding wounds are impossible to heal with morphine. Just as the founding Europans intended.

stop grooming me thanks

+rep fast trader.

your tf2 items are better on our

Hey i would trade both my items: Eerie Orbiting Fire Ol' Geezer (1 of 2 in existence), Gravelly Ghoul Hollowed Helm for your Dustbowl Devil Wicked Wick