-rep, dis noob sux in clash royale, propablyo as bed in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ straik. get rekt m9, see ya in silver gaem next time

+rep I met this guy in a CS game some years ago. We got to know eachother, ingame and over skype/csgo. After some months of talking he offered to pay for a flight for me to come to his city. Since we were such good friends i didnt think twice about it, and accepted his offer... That was the biggest mistake of my life. Once i got to his city, and aparment, i felt a strong smell of cheese entering my nostrils. This smell was like nothing i have smelled before. He had put down a matress for me to sleep on the floor, some sheets and a pillow. But this was not an ordinary pillow i must tell you. I took the sheets back, and thats when i knew where the smell came from…. Story continues under….

He had a bodypillow with MY FACE ON IT, and it was covered with a crusty yellow layer all over it. I almost puked at the sight and had no words for what to say. Since i had traveled that long i had no choice but to stay over. I had no intentions of sleeping in that dirty bed and i told him clearly that i was horrified by that pillow.. but also a little bit charmed.. He said i could sleep in his bed while he slept on the floor. so thats what we did. I slept pretty good in that bed until about 3:00 AM when i felt my sheets being pulled apart from feet. I closed my eyes shut as hard as i could as i felt his tongue nibble my toes like a dog licking leftovers from a plate at the dinner table. I was freaked out and scared, until i felt something hard pushing agains my ass. Long story short i had the best ♥♥♥♥ in my life that night. 10/10 this guy knows how to woe a lady ;) See you later baby <3 :*