No joke, Pingu made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the Pingu videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy nose. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the penguin monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Pingu. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to noot and slide towards me until his nose makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his penguin hawg to penetrate my human hole.

No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.

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I (19F) think I have a kink for british boys, specifically ones 18-20. They’re small, their accent is so adorable and they’re always a mommys boy! Whenever I show up to my boyfriend (18M)’s house with no shirt he always tells me ‘Oh jolly! mummy is here!’ and sucks on my milks 😍

British boys are so polite!

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though, How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefiting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities in combat?