I sat laughing snidely into my notebook until they showed me a PC running
Linux. And oh! It was as though the heavens opened and God handed down a
client-side OS so beautiful, so graceful, and so elegant that a million
Microsoft developers couldn't have invented it even if they had a hundred
years and a thousand crates of Jolt cola.
-- LAN Times
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A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?
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Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and
trousers that don't match.
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Bubblegum: Good lord, that sucker's shakin' around like
some fine imported booty.
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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Adam West: [after hearing Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing"] I love this song! And I love it more when amateurs sing the lyrics! But I hate baseball cards.
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