You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rathe...r a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

I sexually identify as a AH-64D Apache Gunship. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of removing 99.9% of terrorists from Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. People say to me that a person being a Helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm airborne. I'm having a plastic surgeon install hardpoints, hellfire missiles and a tail rotor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "WOLFPACK-1" and respect my right to wipe clean any terror-infested desert towns without the dangers of Blufor casualties. If you can't accept me you're a Heliphobe and you need to check your freedomizing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

And I think it's gonna be a long long line
Cause 6 gorillions gonna take some time
I'm not the good goy they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone

Israel's not the best place to send your yids
The blood runs hot as hell
Need an iron dome to save them
If you did

And all these ashes, where's the shovel man?
That's not my job, not my degree
An oven man
Oven man

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