Please take note:
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Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
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A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's
elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between
courses, is all right. Which is correct?

Gentle Reader:
For the purpose of answering examinations in your home economics
class, your teacher is correct. Catching on to this principle of
education may be of even greater importance to you now than learning
correct current table manners, vital as Miss Manners believes that is.
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<Shinobi> There are worse things than Perl....ASP comes to mind
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Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
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With Halloween, I heartily congratulate you, brothers,
And I wish that the case did not save you from horror.
So that you meet a vampire, going for a walk,
And two zombies picked up - courage must be tempered!
To scum you drove to the kiosk and back,
So that Pharaoh’s ghost would pinch your ass,
So that the deceased red-eyed squeezed in the arms of the bone,
In general, just fun on the eve of All Saints Day!

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