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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 12:30pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 10:35pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 11:59pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 11:38am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 11:16pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 11:17am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 3:10am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 8:51am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 2:56am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 12:00pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 9:44am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:55am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 8:34am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 2:05am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:01am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 3:28am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 9:44am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 12:31pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2019 @ 8:35am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:30am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 4:14am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:56am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2019 @ 8:44am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 11:34am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 4:01am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 11:34am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 1:25am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 12:22pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2019 @ 11:16pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 6:43am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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