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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:34am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:56pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 12:29am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:59am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:51am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:51am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:50am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:58am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:19am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:35am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:58am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:34am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:40pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:56pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:40am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:00am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:40am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:41am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:31am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:08pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:01am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:19am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:15pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:44pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:22am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:54am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:55am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:21am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:33am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:51am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:46am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:48am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:45am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:50am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:31am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:42am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:46am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:16am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:40am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:37am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:46am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:43am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:46am