Recent reviews by Beefed up

Is there anything more satisfying then launching weird little aliens into space using unaerodinamic (and often phallic shaped) crafts that defy the laws of physics? Anything more tense than those few second before launch where everythig could go catastrophically wrong in a moment? Anything more thrilling than watching your fuel tick away as you're approaching the surface of a planet or a moon at ludicrous speeds? Anything more frustrating yet awesome and fun than watching your craft (actually a penis, don't try to lie about it) slam into the ground and explode into a thousand tiny pieces? I personally don't think so, and this game is just that, awesome, tense, satisfying... but most importantly FUN.