"The Rat King survives"
-Agrabah Royal Guard أغربة الحرس الملكي

My Tinder Profile:

Girls turn lesbian when you talk to them crew~
Pays $40 for unlimited texting, texts the bus schedule crew~
Checks email everyday, finds only spam crew~
Goes online in chat app, just to change status crew~
Wears the same clothes everyday underneath jacket crew~
Orders takeout then eats on the tables crew~
Signs up for free service, credit card gets charged crew~
Pretend no one's home when there's a knock on the door crew~
Cries after fapping crew~
Cries myself to sleep crew~
Unregistered sex offender crew~

Passionate Fury 火烈

Reasonable Men crew~
Aesthetics & Ascetics crew~
Super Saiyan crew~
Meme Master crew~
The worst possible thing happens...NotLikeThis crew~
Better to run, than curse the road crew~
The only one who believes in you, is yourself crew~
It is what it is, ya' feel me? crew~
S A D B O Y S ☹ 悲しい男の子