massive autist

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POST THIS ON SOMEONES WALL IF THEY FOUGHT AND DIED WITH YOU IN VIETNAM
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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook ♥♥♥♥ that was previously in cans. you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke dude, and im dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ families poverty dinner on these forums ever the ♥♥♥♥♥ again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

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