My ♥♥♥♥ is thick and girthy; it feels firm in your hand, it fills you up, but it won't hurt you. It's the perfect size. my body is tight, toned, tanned, and shaved. Name a type of model - head, body, hand, feet, ♥♥♥♥ - and it could be that kind of model. I don’t because I’m too busy making a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money as a doctor lawyer who runs a non-profit for victims of genocide. I’m 6'2', 185, 3% bf. I’m better. I’m superior.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Hey, Jee Krybees, if you're so much better than everyone at CSGO, wtf are you doing being a silver scrub like me?" And this is the main thing, really. This is what concerns it the most. Although I am superior by every objective and subjective test imaginable by man, most of the CSGO community doesn't know I’m superior. It's important to me that they know. It's like... if you sing the most beautiful song in the world, but nobody is there to hear it, what's the point? Yanno?

I am the most beautiful song in the world.

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy called me trash.

Oh my God. Can we nip this "trash" complaint in the bud right now? It's only been two weeks since a bunch of people decided I was trash and started being vocal about it. Well, as an avid CSGO veteran and guy with nothing to do right now, I'm going to put this to rest. Because I am sick of it. The whining. The complaining. "Nah nah nah" all the time. Jesus.

Am I superior to the average player? Absolutely. I dresses better. I have hotter sexual partners (and more of them). I make more money. I’m better educated. All of my opinions are thoroughly researched and I’m able to express them better than anyone else on the planet. I have a higher IQ. I have better taste in music, art, literature, video games, cars, name something I have better taste than you.

Also can confirm. He likes licking anus @ taco bell.

can confirm. likes peepee in his poopoo

Rickiddy-Rickiddy-WRECKED, son!