Progresul realizărilor lui Zulu X-Ray pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 1 nov. 2016 la 11:39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:29

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 12 nov. 2016 la 5:53

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 13 nov. 2016 la 5:25

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 1 nov. 2016 la 11:59

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:33

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 8 nov. 2016 la 4:17

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 9 nov. 2016 la 8:25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 10 nov. 2016 la 3:04

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 2:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 8:38

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 12 nov. 2016 la 8:17

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 6:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 10 nov. 2016 la 6:35

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 3:11

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Obținută la 12 nov. 2016 la 7:28

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 4:02

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 20 nov. 2016 la 10:01

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 6:36

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 9 nov. 2016 la 7:25

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 3:59

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 3:01

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 3:51

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 9 nov. 2016 la 7:44

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 8:42

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Obținută la 20 nov. 2016 la 9:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 13 nov. 2016 la 5:31

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 8:49

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 5:50

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 5:50

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 6:07

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Obținută la 21 nov. 2016 la 7:24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:25

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 5:57

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 10 nov. 2016 la 2:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 9:03

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 10 nov. 2016 la 2:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 5:16

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 1 nov. 2016 la 11:45

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:36

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 5:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 1 nov. 2016 la 11:54

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:28

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 7 nov. 2016 la 4:39

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 9 nov. 2016 la 8:11

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 18 nov. 2016 la 6:40

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 8:33

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 20 nov. 2016 la 6:44

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Obținută la 21 nov. 2016 la 3:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 12 nov. 2016 la 8:19

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 11 nov. 2016 la 8:35

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30