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please get milk on your way home tonight xoxo ethel

CHIRP CHIRP THE BIRD BOY STRIKES AGAIN

With his giggle stick thrusting deep into my chamber of squelch, the sensation of his timed slimer smashing my cervix made me quake like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog. My frilling pink golf bag was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. It was bliss having his cervix cigar plunged inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye with a number of chillies just didn't get my gaping clam cavern flowing like it used to. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different! My mouth was so full of chorizo howitzer and love mayonnaise, the ♥♥♥♥ snot was leaking down my chin and onto my love bubbles.

juicy j is the ♥♥♥♥

big ♥♥♥♥♥♥