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Hey Jinxi!! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND

Hope you’re doing well!!!! Xd!!!

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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You were kicked for inactivity....like months ago. lol.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!!!!

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HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.

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You say Taylor Swift - I say Taiga Aisaka

You say Mila Kunis - I say Hitagi Senjougahara

You say Jennifer Lawrence - I say Rei Ayanami

You say Scarlett Johansson - I say Haruhi Suzumiya

You say Kate Upton - I say Rin Tohsaka

You say Jessica Alba - I say Inaba Himeko

You say anime sucks - I punch you in the face

99.9% of humans are still stuck with 3D relationships. If you are part of the 0.1% that have turned to anime and 2D, like and copy and paste this message to another 5 threads. DON'T LET THE GLORY OF ANIME DIE!

your friends are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid

guy, you may be gym-fit, but I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strength of ten men and will go full chimpanzee on your face. YOU come into MY house? Slap MY ass? SIT ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COUCH? I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life, and 10 seconds later I'll go back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating my bag of cheezies like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement

Speed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm like the Muhammad Jordan Lee Gretzky of speed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don't even take a device with me. There's times when I'll tell the wife that I'm gonna go take the Browns to the Super Bowl, and then when I walk back in the lounge room, she'll ask if I forgot something. ♥♥♥♥♥, you better recognise. I didn't forget a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing. The only thing that's been forgotten around here is your respect. Respect of the unstoppable anus speed that you married. I'll walk all you slow mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through it. I don't go until I've gotta go. Turtle head, touching cloth level. I walk in, drop my Billy Jeans, sit down, release it all in one smooth motion, wipe, leave. I can ♥♥♥♥ quicker than you can say "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he can ♥♥♥♥ fast".

Step your game up.

Alright, tough guy. You think you're the top man talking ♥♥♥♥ on the Web? Well, I'll have you know that I'm the topper man. The ladies I take out all say I have excellent dinner service. The funny jokes and memes that I use on Reddit all get upvotes, like That Boy and Pep. You're not the top man. You'd need the assistance of a big top man like me to be able to even fight me. I could beat you up in 5 seconds, and you'll get out with over 10 broken bones. 10. You couldn't even break one of mine. And guess what? After I break those bones, I'll bring you to the ER because I'm the top man and I care. Because top men don't just need machoism but also heroism, and that's what all ladies love. I bet you voted for Trump. An orange yellow fruit like him couldn't even compare to the lovely Hilly Clinton. She's gonna be the first female Prez, and even after her husband cheated on her. She's so strong to not give up on Billy.

😍Guys😍, I'm 😲shaking😲. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝️Mercy.✝🎃️ That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼️💐literal goddess💐🖼️. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I'll never ❤️👅💋mate ❤️👅💋with her, ⬆️pass⬆️ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💰💰💰 ANYTHING💰💰💰 for the chance to get 🎃👻Halloween👻✝️ Mercy✝️🎃 pregnant. ☠️A ☠️N ☠️Y ☠️T ☠️H☠️ I ☠️N☠️ G☠️.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

Maybe you shouldn't reproduce. I thought maybe you had a chance. But turns out -- that's not the case. Please, don't infect the genepool with your """positive""" genes and make sure that humanity doesn't have to see another one of you again. Who knows? Maybe you'll reincarnate into an actual, understanding human being! Good luck with that, pal, and have a nice life. ...Also, you made my messages blow up. Thanks for that.

CS:GO just isn't the same without you.......you have to hurry up and finish up with your mechanics school so you can come back and play again.

A transgender walks into a bar, the bartender says..........Hi how are you Neon!??

This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up crit

Happy Bday Doe ^_^

Happy B Day.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up crit.

I seriously want to get adopted by pharah as her son and wake up on the next morning to find out that she has a massive member underneath her battle suit as she claims it's my breakfast. I'd be so shocked by the turn of events, that she'd manage to stick it right into my mouth by suprise. Due to her massive body pinning me down to the bed and that sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥' aroma, I wouldn't be able to fight back...nor would I want to. In the end I would only get a mouthful of ♥♥♥ as she looks down on me with a dirty expression.

Hey,that's pretty good.

stfu

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme pick up line ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pick up a noose and hang yourself with it you estrogenically challenged individual

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got Fine written all over

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Normies need to ask for parental/guardian permission

True about that one buddy XD

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the fourty year old man is thirsty as ♥♥♥♥

Dropping by to say HI! :)

The Da Lai Lama is Paula Deen's brother and the endings are either to replace the mormon eader with a pastafarian, cook clam chowder or the chicken of atom, or kill Donnie Darko, Dead yeast is a sky lark that does nothing. This is what happens in the fallout 4 far harbor dlc

I agree with astral please stop blocking me this is the fifth profile I've had to make to contact you I just want to talk you seem like such a nice girl.

nice private profile you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥.

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you fat piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

oh look, I am in the top 6 of your friends list. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me

nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

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another bulli below ;w;

John McCain was a democratic supremacist who believed in the practicalities of being a prisoner of war

lady makes fun of me she a huge bulli ;w;
no bulli pls ;w;