Keyboard:
Stone tablet
Mouse:
Dessert rat
Mousepad:
Your moms panties
Headset:
2 wardrums ducktaped together

Operating System:
Windows 10.000BC Premium 420-Bit
CPU:
i7 Toaster extreme 0.666GHz
GPU:
GTX Wood 69 Ti
RAM:
Downloaded from Google
Motherboard:
Cardbord Z420
Case:
Dishwasher pro
Monitor:
2 Fishtanks
Cooling:
Gardena watercooling pro
Storage:
Floppy disc