For it was written that he, the Lord of Oil, Rubber of Meat, shall save this world from bland, dull, dried food for the sake of humanity.
He will stand up against the tyranny of the one known only as Worrell of Thompson.
Join the Church of Ainsley Harriott to learn about his teachings so that you may go forth, a loyal Oil-colyte to spread his word and 'Cook up the Hot ♥♥♥♥ Like Ainsley Harriott'