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9 of 35 (26%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 11:24pm

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2016 @ 11:28pm

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 12:04pm

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 7:14pm



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!