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My buddy raised a fine daughter in the years we have battled together, and a few years ago I lost my wife to consumption. i have watched his daughter a lot recently and recently tried courting Herand yet she says she sees me as family and rejects my attempts. recently I have seen her going on adventures with my grandson, they seem to be friends. they just run around in the wilderness, I don't get it. we have all the entertainment we need on this checkerboard. On top of the youth these days not enjoying a good olde game of checkers, she seems completely uninterested in my trophies of prowess. I fear my only choice is to get real old man speak to my friend about marrying his daughter off to me. I have plenty of money and influence as I am currently ruling Vlandia.
How do I bring up the subject to my friend that I want to marry his daughter and make him rich for the privilege?
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
I'm a dog, I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath
We smokin' Symbiotes
Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg
South Egyptian, Furburger Deluxe
Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush
We smokin' dung beetle
I'm on 12 Vicodin smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥
We smokin' Sequoia banshee boogers
We snortin' that good buffalo soldier tamarind Jordanian jimmies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
That Burberry back woods hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8
We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe
Blowin' the lord's bubbles (Yeah)
I'm sick in the head
I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs
I'm on them Georgetown Geronimos
I'm on them Nashville Nibblers