Senaste recensioner av Sleeves2536

I've been having a good time with it, and it's a good way to grind points for the Steam Sale

Do you have THAT kind of neighbor? You know, the kind who has a noisy party every stinking weekend? And you've talked to that guy before, but he never seems to invite you over while he has seemingingly EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET over? And you call the cops every time, but they can't do a thing about the noise? I can't blame you for taking matters into your own hands; and it appears Pinokl Games can't either!

You are some shmo who decided living in a college neighborhood was a smashing idea; somehow not suspecting this would entail weekly shindigs. How one couldn't expect this forever escapes me. Anyway, one night you decide the wisest and most level headed thing to do is to sneak over and kill the party, as well as every other person there. I guess shooters and fighting games can't be the only ones that get to have all the violent fun. Although, I do have a question; If you did want to get back to sleep why wouldn't you just bring a gun or a chainsaw to get the job done quick? And how can you expect to escape suspicion when you live literally next door to the crime scene? Although, I guess anyone within earshot of all the hooplah would also be included in the list of suspects.

If not for the ungodly hour of the party, though, I'd personally be willing to forgive the noise, since it involves one of the catchiest soundtracks I can think of. Seriously, what party would be complete without great music? I absolutely LOVE the music in this game! There were a bunch of times where I found myself dancing along with every other character on the screen until I remembered what was going on in the game and had to take a paranoid look over my own shoulder... Though this actions shows significantly more of a sense of self-preservation than any other person there. Seriously, 20 people could be lieing dead on the floor and the other party goers would still refuse to let the party die along with their friends! Sure, they might call the Fuzz to come and pick the bodies up and arrest someone, but the party goes on!

Thankfully your neighbor has a wide variety of friends, including people of every race and gender; cause then no one can charge us with any hate crimes when we do inevitably get caught. However, I will say this, it sucks that we have to play as a white guy, since he's only able to run five feet before having to lie down and take nap, which especially sucks when you have to run from the cops! Somehow this character is even less fit than me! Though, I guess if you did get to play as a black guy, you'd probably get the cops called on you the moment you stepped in the door, NOT RACIST! But this does bring up another question: When bodies do start piling up, why does no one think to point at the guy who arrived without an invitation? People won't point you out to the occifers as long as you can avoid the bodies for a few seconds; which gets can be pretty easy when you murder people with traps, Hitman style, unless someone you poisoned by spiking the punch manages to follows you around.

But even when you're found out, you can still manage to escape. If you can manage to outrun the Heat for a few seconds, the Bacon may decide to sod the whole business and pop off screen for a donut or two. But the jerks never bring any back to share. Who knows, maybe my next murder spree will result from being hangry. THE BLOOD'S ON YOUR HANDS NOW!!!

I goat to tell you something about this game: I goat this game because my girlfriend bought it a while ago and I watched her play it a bit. I swear to GOAT watching that was fun! Sure, there's no real point to the game, but is that not the entire point of the game? This game is LITERALLY the G.O.A.T!

More of the same:
1. shoot people in the face
2. loot their freshly dead body
3. shoot the next person in the face with your loot
4. rinse & repeate

Still fun!