I could carry and win this game. If I wanted to... -Brainless Void

Destroy your bracers! Cast them into the fire! DO IT!

How we fight husk? All we have is a bb ench.

When we needed our fish savior the most he vanished. Only he can restore balance to south american dota servers.

Fish please. EDP is like 100 pounds heavier because you arent here. Hes killing himself because of YOU. YOU LEFT US YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE PERUVIANS NOT JOIN THEM.

I can't let you solo queue. I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him and let him solo queue alone with these filthy Peruvians Samwise Gamgee" And I don't mean to.

Nice Duck Pic! Want some cheese and quackers? xD

Spookmaster has made his return

Tfw travelling to the good ole HRE to catch some roman beefy grease steaks since I hear they have good deals on cattle when you buy grease steaks in bulk. Along the way bandit jumps out from the bushes half naked and demands me to get on my knees and wash his filthy feet while waving a dagger in my face. Comply with the crazy bandit and proceed to head for a ledge near by as per his demands. As I get down to scrub his dirty toes I use all the greek oils from my greco pillar special to lube myself up and slip away and continue my journey.

Maybe one day with hard work and dedication i can also join the fish and fire clan

BOBO URSA HAD 2407 DOTA 2 HOURS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I haven't played in 3 weeks and I also am better than my 2-14 record indicates. -Ursa McBobo

I'm a massive, huge, rat, who likes to spend his time rat peddling through 5 week old cartons of soup discarded on NYC metro subways and slurpin' it all up after a good swim. Secondly, I'm the editor in chief of Black Teen Magazine.

-Food, Water, MMR

"YOU DIDN'T PLANT FOR BBQ?!?!" - Blue running the 1600 meter dash

Miss my fish ;( play soon? <3

>tfw the show must go on

You are always good enough to play with Sparkey :,)

"My build isn't THAT bad" - Luna

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

would probably play better if not for hand up ass

radical

The ultimate master of water