Recent reviews by GooF Uncouth

recently broke 100 hours and I'm still having a blast.

Simply put, its a melee slasher style rogue-lite with a psychedelic art style and a combat system that's easy to understand but challenging to fully master. You'll start out slow, learning how the game and mechanics work. You'll get decked out in sweet gear with dope stat buffs and effects. You'll walk into a room with 50 ghouls and completely delete them from this realm. You'll feel like an unstoppable monster.

Then, you'll make a mistake. Maybe you got comfortable with your massive damage output or felt secure with your chunky armor and boosted stats, you thought you could ignore that one enemy or trap for a moment. But it all ends the same, one thing goes wrong... then a second... then before you know it you're looking at your metrics on the death screen. That's it, no second chances. Time to start a new run.

This is what keeps me so engaged, even when you're tearing thru a run, you're never really "safe". You can deal out death with lightning speed, but it can be dealt to you just as easily, hubris will be your downfall.

And gosh dang the music is good.

After 5 years in the zone, young stalker Artie Barca receives an urgent letter from his father. Upon his arrival home however, not all is how it seems. With only his vodka, rusty bolts, and custom modded ak-47, Artie must cure the plague and save some kids before Duty arrives to protect the entire town!

Tried to explore the ocean, but got bored having to run away like a scared little fish all the time, need something bigger than that knife to assert myself beneath the waves.

Yeah blah blah some space dude did something.

Chivalry 3.0

Good game, GREAT mods.

It's like rust but for adults, If you enjoy hardcore arma-style survival then you'll enjoy this.

wow, it was pretty cool to watch this game die in real time.

The multiplayer Red Dead: Redemption deserved.