Pissing in a urnial can be a difficult task (especially for virgins) so here are some tips and tricks as told by Travis Barker -- The drummer for Blind182.

1. unplug your pants in the same way that you use a shower
2. squat down and place your balls on the ledge of the urnal. (not the top you freaking moron PAY ATTENTION)
3. Forget everything you learned in pissing 101, as that course really gave the fundamentals of pissing--which we no longer need.
4. balls in position, aim your pp up in the air. THink water foundaiin.
5. squeeze your balls until you feel no mroe pee left in your tummy, and wipe the tip on the sides of the urinal. you DO NOT want piss in your pants.
6. Ask your friend to make sure pp piss is gone and get a straw out to blow (or suck) excess piss.
7. Use blanket to dry urnial, and then pp.

Repeat steps 4-7 until feeling of pee is completed. You may have to squeeze your balls harder to get the last drops of piss out. they should not be round, they should be like a deflated balloon and blue/black.

Get out there virgins, and piss away!