Jason Kelce
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Frostbite 15 Nov, 2022 @ 9:57pm 
I’ve committed 102 war crimes since the Yemeni Civil War to the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda all the way up to the US intervention in Libya I have ordered 15 platoons of 9 squadrons of an average of 55 to 77 military personnel under my totalitarian reign; to set 1000 landmines in close and lethal proximity to civilian population and housing units and hospitals in Libya and Uganda as a result of this I will be moving to Geneva, Switzerland. To be put in a international holding cell for war criminals on the time being: until I get my court date
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FlappySlap 8 Apr, 2021 @ 7:44pm 
The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
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Frostbite 10 Jan, 2021 @ 10:47pm 
Anally annihilate an ant
Blow a big burly bear
Caress a cute coyote's ♥♥♥♥
Devour a divine dingo ♥♥♥♥
Envelop an enthusiastic eagle in ecstasy
♥♥♥♥ a ferret.
Grant a golden glory to a gopher
Hear the heavy-pounding heartbeat of a hyena
Interlock with an impassioned iguana
Jump upon a juicy jaguar's genitalia
Kneel to a kingly Komodo dragon ♥♥♥♥
Lather up a Lion's leftover load
Make a meerkat moan merrily
Nudge against a narwhal's nub
Open for an ocelot's ooze
Pleasure a plush pink penguin penis
Quack down the quivering quantity of a quail
Ravage a rhinoceros' lower region
Suckle on the sensual slab of a sea lion
Tug on the "tail" of a tiger
Unload on the underside of an uromastix
Venture to the vulgar venue of a vulture
Wrangle a wriggling wet walrus wang
Xaern the xiathum of a xenon
Yearn for the yanking of a yak
Zero in on he zest of a zebra