Forsooth, I doth take pleasure in creeping about my abode and playing the part of a goblin. Though I cannot say why, mayhap it is a means of coping with the rigours of life. Once every week, I take up a sack and move about in a crouched position, issuing goblin-like sounds as I traverse my dwelling. I gather a variety of trifles and baubles, stuffing them within my bag whilst uttering phrases such as "I'll be having that," all the while chortling maniacally in my goblin-esque voice. These "trinkets" may encompass anything from refuse discovered upon the ground to utensils and cutlery. The other day, whilst conversing with my neighbours, they spoke of strange sounds like those I create during my antics. Alas, within myself, I let out a silent shriek throughout the entire discourse. Methinks it unlikely that they know of my shenanigans, yet the slim chance of discovery troubles me greatly.

like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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