I absolutely guarantee it, this is a very realistic scenario that any sci-fi world with extraterrestrials should at least acknowledge. If and when we ever cohabitate with sapient aliens, I say a week passes tops before someone ♥♥♥♥♥ a xeno.

Obviously there are people into aliens, but that’s generally due to projection of anthromorphic characteristics onto a fictional entity. I fully believe that the first person to have sex with an alien will do it less out of attraction, and more for the prestige of being Humanity’s First Alien ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Surely, that legendary first xenophile will be regarded as akin to Niel Armstrong, if not greater: a pioneer in space exploration and interspecies relations, perhaps laying the foundation for centuries of interspecies social progress and experience, instrumental in creating one unified, equal, interdependent galactic family. One small jerk for man, one giant splooge for mankind.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of.

Bro I was pissing next to you and I couldn’t help but notice that your wiener is insane. Seriously dude your hog is money, do you wanna be boys? I run with a nasty crew of dudes who all got wild pipes. Saturday my place we’re gonna take a bunch of adderal and see what happens

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play fortnite sometime its a really cool battle royale game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

🍼 milk from daddy
🍼 get extra milk from two daddies
🍼 50$ for daddies's milk life time supplies
🍼 +get a daddy exlusively

90% discount for daddies milk (lifetime supplies edition) 🍼🍼🍼🍼(with a free cup)

GET YOUR VERY OWN Daddies Milk™ NOW!