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Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

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hey man just thought of the time when we went fishing on my boat a couple years back. man that was so unexpected of you, the suggestion we play strip fish, for every fish we caught we had to strip 1 piece of clothing...we'd gone fishing 100 times thats year never caught more than 2 or 3 each. well of course when we played that game we caught 15 fish each and we ended up sucking eachothers ♥♥♥♥♥. im ok with talking about it now but it was so weird the rest of that summer.