Progression de Pope Chimpus pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 13h08

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 14h11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 22h57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 0h51

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 13h38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2015 à 21h22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 31 juil. 2015 à 22h22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 7 aout 2016 à 15h56

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 1h11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 8h42

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 14h37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2015 à 20h51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 12 aout 2016 à 14h31

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 1h02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2015 à 20h11

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 12 aout 2016 à 14h32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 7 aout 2016 à 15h43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 30 juil. 2015 à 14h56

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 22h14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 1h09

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 1h07

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 22h16

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 0h50

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 23h17

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 0h21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 1h06

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 13h50

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2016 à 9h17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 0h14

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2015 à 21h24

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 0h17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 13h50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 13h39

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 19 juil. 2015 à 14h40

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 28 juil. 2015 à 21h28

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 7h09

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 27 juil. 2015 à 14h30

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 12 aout 2016 à 15h31

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 18h20

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2016 à 18h05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 8h43

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 16h36

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 20h42

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2016 à 10h29

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 15 aout 2016 à 17h35

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 10 aout 2016 à 16h13

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2016 à 9h29

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Débloqué le 15 aout 2016 à 18h23

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 15 aout 2016 à 13h28

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 15 aout 2016 à 18h00

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

19 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

15 / 30