I'm not interested in trade. Many of the notable items I have were obtained years ago, and hold certain sentimental value that you can't afford. If it's an unusual-quality item, don't even bother. I'd say the same of most of those strange items too, but most of them can be obtained for basically nothing on the community market. Most of you are probably here for those notable items. Forget it.

I'm also sick of scammers treating me like some kind of idiot. I'm not interested in your clearly suspicious "I'm feeling generous today" offers. I'm not interested in clicking your asinine link for "free" CS:GO skins, nor talking to your second account "middle man" who's supposedly an admin on reddit - a site I don't even use - and can "ban me for wasting their time". Such stupidity is a waste of my time and your time.

If you are a legitimate trader and are interested in something - other than the items I used while smashing robots back in the day - fine, feel free to add me.

But don't expect me to even add you unless you meet all of the following criteria:
• Do not have a private profile. That's always the first red flag I check before even considering a response.
• Do not have a prviate inventory. That's the second flag I check.
• Have legitimate time in some games. Some moron really thought I'd fall for having 520.7 hours in the past two weeks (i.e., 520.7 hours from the entire 24 hours per day times 14 days per two weeks = 336 hours per two weeks ). And I don't want to hear it from someone with 2.3 hours in random steam game #1 I've never heard of and 0.7 hours in random steam game #2 I've never heard of.
• If you have prior scam offenses, don't bother. If you try tell me it was "some kind of mistake I'm trying to clear up" - get it cleared up before even trying to trade with me .


Have a nice rest of your day!